Jim Says...
It's better to be rich an famous than broke an poor.
Jim Says...
You know it's not going to be a real good day when you look down and see your friends and loved ones walkin slow, talkin' low, carryn' candles and singin' sad songs - something bad is afoot.
Jim Says...
If you're close enough to tell if it's an alligator or if it's a crocodile - which ever one it is is fixin to eat lunch.
Jim Says...
I'll admit it - yes I'm bipolar. I have been to both the north an south pole.
Jim Says...
My cell phone plays the Star Spangled when it rings - everybody in the room has to stand until I answer it.