Jim Says...
It can be a very depressing day when it strikes you that your job requires you to wear a paper hat.
Jim Says...
It's time to stop worrying about being over the hill when you glance over your shoulder and it's right there behind you.
Jim Says...
If you really want to confuse your wife, listen very closely to everything she says.
Jim Says...
Whistle a snappy little tune put a big happy smile on your face. Add bounce to your step and most people will avoid you like the plague.
Jim Says...
It's probably a little bit more than bad luck if all 3 of your wives died from blueberry poisoning.