Jim Says...
I don't really look this bad all the time, it's just that I'm currently involved in a wrinkle study program.
Jim Says...
You probable took a wrong turn somewhere in life if you and your car are the same age.
Jim Says...
There is a reason for concern when your dentist tells you your teeth are in great shape, however he's going to have to remove your gums.
Jim Says...
Your financial situation may not be secure when after checking your portfolio, you discover most of your cd's are over there by your stereo.
Jim Says...
The Army said they were looking for a few good men. I applied. They said they'd keep looking.