Jim Says...
If you ever hear the song 'Together at Twilight Time' playing in your head, seek medical attention.
Jim Says...
You know you're getting old when you stop worryin about getting ahead and start worrying about getting by.
Jim Says...
Speed control
Hwy patrol
Prison - parole
And Ross Perot
Is there a common thread?
Hwy patrol
Prison - parole
And Ross Perot
Is there a common thread?
Jim Says...
If Abe Lincoln were alive today, not only would he be a very, very old man, but he would probably like my show.
Jim Says...
You can put a little ray of sunshine in your mouth, but it won't fill up your belly.