Jim Says...
I always wondered why people told me "Never burn your britches." Then I got my hearing aid fixed.
Jim Says...
If it was me moving in next door an I was you, I'd move out.
Jim Says...
Don't worry about getting goofier look'n as you get older.
Just be glad you're still lookin.
Just be glad you're still lookin.
Jim Says...
They ask me what I did with all that lotto money I won. I told em I spent it on wine, women an song. The rest of it I wasted.
Jim Says...
If having fun was against the law, I would never have to worry about going to jail.