Jim Says...
If the line of demarkation, the Equator, the Great Divide, the Mason Dixon and the 38th parallel got all crished cross upside down an sideways, theres no telling what would happen.
Jim Says...
After making 3 complete loops on 1604, I realized if I wasn't smart enough to get from point a to point b without getting lost, I deserved to be.
Jim Says...
Back when I was real skinny, I turned sideways and disappeared for almost 20 minutes.
Jim Says...
We got more cowboy records than Gabby Hays had beard fleas.
Jim Says...
I hate to admit it, I'm 2 years older than Donald Duck.