Jim Says...
I was eating a big bowl of Hog Head cheese with fresh cracklin, when this ole boy from New Jersey told me I didn't have any cooth. I told him I did have some cooth, but I ate it first.
Jim Says...
In another gentler life I might have been Juan Valdez.
Jim Says...
When you leave home, say something nice. The last thing you say may be the last thing you ever say.
Jim Says...
I was wondering if Mr. Lincoln filled out a change of address card when he left Gettysburg?
Jim Says...
The little sign on the door said "women". I opened the door and looked in. That little sign was right.